everything’s so funny when u use the wrong measurement:
- 5 gallons of homework
- mouthful of lint
- 20 degrees of facial oil
- 7 pints of china
- handful of fergi
- 60 mph of dad
Why does France have so many revolutions?
i asked a french guy once and he just said ‘we are angry at literally everything’
I just slept for 15 hours what I miss?
oh thank god i thought i missed something big
Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.
this is real
Spoiler alert: adulthood is 96% of you going “well, I hope this is how it works and I’ll keep doing it till someone yells at me”
number one pet peeve of all academia related to literature:
- when men are characters but women are symbols