|me:||wow i have 3 tests and 2 essays due in the next 3 days|
|me:||ayy i haven't watched THE ENTIRE LOTR TRILOGY in a while|
My grandfather got suspended from Catholic school for referring to Jesus Christ and the twelve apostles as J.C. and the Boys.
I either make 20 bucks last an entire month or I spend $600 on useless shit in one weekend there is no in between.
we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?
HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY FUCKING YEAR!?
one difference between cats and dogs is that dogs do absolutely nothing to mask their clinginess while cats pretend it’s a coincidence they’re in the same room as you 97% of the time
"The fact I am laying on your face means nothing"
words to use instead of ‘said’
accused, added, addressed, admitted, advised, agreed, announced, answered, approved, argued, asked, assured
babbled, barked, bawled, beamed, began, begged, bellowed, bet, bleated, blurted, boasted, boomed, bragged, broke in, bubbled, bugged
called, cautioned, chatted, chattered, cheered, chided, chimed in, choked, chortled, chorused, chuckled, clucked, coaxed, commanded, commented, complained, concluded, confessed, confided, congratulated, continued, convinced, corrected, coughed, cried, croaked, crowed
dared, deadpanned, decided, declared, demanded, denied, described, doubted, drawled
echoed, ended, exclaimed, explained
gasped, gibed, giggled, greeted, groaned, growled, grumbled, guessed, gulped, gurgled
hinted, hissed, hypothesized
imitated, implied, informed, inquired, insisted, interjected, interrupted
jeered, jested, joked
laughed, lied, lisped
marveled, mimicked, moaned, mumbled, murmured, mused, muttered
nagged, nodded, noted
objected, observed, offered, ordered
piped, pleaded, pondered, praised, prayed, promised, proposed, protested, put in, puzzled
quavered, queried, questioned, quipped, quoted
ranted, reasoned, reassured, recalled, reckoned, remarked, remembered, reminded, repeated, replied, requested, responded, retorted, roared
sang, sassed, scolded, screamed, shot, shouted, shrieked, shrilled, sighed, smiled, smirked, snapped, snarled, sneered, sneezed, snickered, sniffed, sniffled, snorted, sobbed, spoke, sputtered, squeaked, stammered, started, stated, stormed, stuttered, suggested, surmised
taunted, teased, tempted, tested, theorized, thought, told
wailed, warned, went on, wept, whimpered, whined, whispered, wondered, worried