About the Blogger
UTK. ISFJ. HIMYM. 49ers. Steelers. Vols. I like to reblog random nonsense. 


Words To Live By
If you can learn to read, you can learn to do almost anything. - Dolly Parton


trapcartel:

If you make a girl feel bad about her body u a bitch

(Source: elijahfanblog)


gaymzee:

no mom i already have a job its called being hardcore


unfollowlng:

seenaill:

unfollowlng:

If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

you win


Look if you don’t like Weird Al music then idk if we can be friends bc I just really don’t need that kind of negativity in my life


Did I buy a whole sandwich from Jimmy John’s just so I could get a cookie? Maybe.

Do I regret it?

Absolutely not.


If this gets 120,000 notes I will try out for American Idol singing The Krusty Krab Pizza

(Source: lifesanemotionalrollercoaster)


geotan:

grawly:

hanukkahlewinsky:

i love when old people figure out how to do something on a computer that’s actually really simple but to them it’s like 

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wwhere is grambnda going???? help her

goodbye grandma


WHEN ONE IS EXPECTING

imyourdestinymotherfucker:

Today, I bought this book (for my sister, lets clarify that now ‘cause the only way I’m going anywhere near sperm is if I fall into a vat of it):

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BUT WAIT

THIS:

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IS:

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SOME:

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OF THE BRILLIANT:

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STUFF IT HAS IN IT:

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butt-grab:

so we went to an improv show and we played this game where somebody is given a trait and another player has to guess what it is based on how they answer questions

and one of the players who was a taxidermist was asked “what do you do for a living?” and she replied “oh you know…. stuff” AND TO THIS DAY THAT IS THE GREATEST PUN I HAVE EVER HEARD MY GOD


sabubu91:

rideitslut:

rural-mom:

stonecoldstunning:

men took my little pony away from us girls so us teen girls are takin pro wrestling fuck yall just try n stop us

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have fun fetishizing the shit out of *real life* celebrities. it actually makes the people who sexualize the shit out of children’s cartoons seem normal.

did you just imply being attracted to actual real human males isn’t normal but wanting to fuck cartoon horses is

I need to reblog this again because it still makes me laugh

(Source: skankplissken)