*pretends im adjusting myself when spooning but really trying to rub my ass on your dick and give you a boner lol*
wait do girls really do this?
As much as we can
Y’all are the devil
teacher: I’m really disappointed that you failed the test
so my family plays this game where if someone is holding something and you yell “drop the bass” they have to drop what they’re holding so my mom was holding a carton of eggs so i yelled it and she looked me dead in the eye, dropped then eggs on the floor and whispered “you’ve gone too far”